2 FAT KIDS TALKING IN NORTHERN ACCENTS
ARCHIE : So your dad's getting a new car is he?
BUNTER : Had to - buggered the last one. And the family was growing fast.
ARCHIE : I thought your mum looked pregnant.
BUNTER : Pregnant - eeuurgh. That's sick that is. No - she's just put on a bit of weight lately.
ARCHIE : How come?
BUNTER : Well - she takes us all to school in the car. She drops us right outside the gate so the fat old cow doesn't get any exercise these days.
ARCHIE : I dunno. It's disgusting the way the old bloaters let themselves go.
BUNTER : So anyway mate. You coming out?
ARCHIE : No - we're going out as a family to eat. "O'Chickens" burgers and chips. All you can eat for a quid.
BUNTER : Right then. I'll see you later.
ARCHIE : So what car are you getting?
BUNTER : A Poxall Saphire.
ARCHIE : We've got one of them.
BUNTER : I know. My dad, the lardarse spoke to your dad about it. Great suspension.
ARCHIE : Aye. Well you need it with a family of four totalling 80 stone
