I'll be making this up using some helicoper stock footage and 3D Max so it'll be alot funnier visually. Any ways what do you think.
Done to the music: Russian Red Army Choir - Carmina Burana - O Fortuna
Caption:
In 2007 The Royal Mail as we knew it died.
YANK VO.
Get Ready to meet the New Royal Postal Service.
Over the horizon a fleet of Apache Long bows raise painted in Royal mail colour.
YANK VO.
A new Generation of Postman has stepped up to the challenge.
INT: THE APACHE COCKPITT
The postmans helmet is pinted red with royal mail insignia. He Speaks into his mouth piece, and hits the fire on the joystick.
MUSIC REACHES PEAK.
The Apache fires parcels into a house on a low fly over, causing the door of the house to explode.
A family sit having breakfast, letters explode through the windows narrowly missing them they are completely unphased.
An Apache hovers in the centre of a culdasak firing letters into all the houses.
BLACK
Royal Mail Logo fades in.
VO.
Royal Mail. With us It's Personal.
This made me laugh. I'm very visual and I could see this one. Good for me.
