British Comedy Guide

Fenella Fielding

Loving these articles by Graham McCann, but this one made me come over all peculiar.................

Sexually, she was equally à la mode. On one sultry summer's afternoon, for example, the notoriously louche journalist Jeffrey Bernard arrived at her apartment to interview her for an upmarket magazine profile. After listening to her voice for a few minutes, he closed his notebook and declared solemnly that he could not possibly continue. 'Why not, darling?' she asked, fluttering her long and spidery coal-black lashes. 'I just can't concentrate,' he complained. 'And why's that?' she said with the arch of an eyebrow and a playful scarlet-lipped smile. 'Because all I'm doing is sitting here thinking how much I'd like to f**k you'. Now grinning, she replied: 'And so you shall, you silly boy,' and led him off calmly to bed.

...........Jeez

Yes please. Rolling eyes

She obviously wasn't too fussy then. I might have had a chance.

Quote: john tregorran @ 22nd June 2020, 2:51 AM

I might have had a chance.

You'd be second in the queue behind me, and then find she was fully satisfied and didn't require your services. :P

I think you are entering the realms of fantasy there Jones.

Did a recording session with her once.
She had a very similar effect on a young man.

Did you rise to the occasion?

No - but the sound engineer kept complaining about a strange banging noise.

Quote: Lazzard @ 22nd June 2020, 10:39 AM

Did a recording session with her once.
She had a very similar effect on a young man.

I am impressed. You don't drop many names, but when you do it's a belter!
Was that her normal speaking voice or did she switch the sultry on when needed?

Quote: Lazzard @ 22nd June 2020, 12:16 PM

No - but the sound engineer kept complain about a strange banging noise.

Bit old fashioned now, but if you can find one of those bolster pillows, folded over the headboard it will deaden the noise.

Quote: playfull @ 22nd June 2020, 3:11 PM

I am impressed. You don't drop many names, but when you do it's a belter!
Was that her normal speaking voice or did she switch the sultry on when needed?

She was full on 'Fenella' from the moment she walked in the door.

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