Val & June
Statues
By Thief Of Bad Gags
Two women chatting over the fence
June: eeee what about those statues, Val
Val: What about our husbands, June
June: (Giggles) You are funny, Val
Val: I've got a statue in doors
June: You have?
Val: Oh yeah, I've got a lard arse
June: ooooh Lord House. I've never heard of him before, is he victorian?
Val: Oh yeah, sort of. It's my Trev the lard arse as I call him
June: (Giggles) Oh I see, you are funny, Val. My Ted's just the same. Do ya know he's not moved since he's been on this furlough. The Government's got a lot t' answer to
Val: Don't mention furlough to me, be glad when lard arses goes back to work, bloody virus
June: Pulling them down and rolling them over, they are, Val
Val: Chance 'ill be a fine thing
June: And they want to get their hands on Nelson's column
Val; Lucky Nelson
June: (Giggles) eeee ya funny, Val
Val: You have t' have a sense of humour living with Trev. Does tha know he's the only statue that shits on a bird
June: (Giggles) ooooh don't Val, you'll be making me wat-ter the lawn, ya know how weak I am down below. (More giggles)
Val: Well it's true, June. Only job he's done this furlough is dismantle the drinks cabinet
June: So has my Ted and watch Netflix
Val: Talking of Netflix, nosey cow next-door keeps spying on me from her bedroom window.
June: Probably seeing what thas got on ya washing line, ya know, latest fashion like
Val: Well, she's out of luck there then isn't she. The way lard arse keeps me I may as well hang bin liners on mi line
Trev: ( Shouting from the upstairs bathroom window) Vaaaaaaaaaaaal
Val: Oh here we go,
Trev: Gerrus some bog roll, someones not put a new one back
June: (giggles)
Val: Oh, I wonder who?
June: Well, I'll let you get off to see to your Trev Val, lovely to catch up with ya
Val: Hi lass, si thee later
Trev: Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
Val: I'M COMING KEEP YA FRIGGIN HAIR ON