Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 19th March 2020, 1:54 PMaye there's the rub
My son's a tosser too. Glad something's rubbed off.
COMPLETE THE FOLLOWING JOKE:
My good friend Bonnie Tyler is casting for 'Much Ado About Nothing', so I say, 'How's it going?' She says, 'Not so good.' I say, 'What about the male roles?' She says, 'They're covered.' - 'What about the minor roles?' - 'Covered too.' - 'And the kids?' - 'Sorted.' - 'So what's the problem?' - '...'
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 20th March 2020, 3:36 PMCOMPLETE THE FOLLOWING JOKE:
My good friend Bonnie Tyler is casting for 'Much Ado About Nothing', so I say, 'How's it going?' She says, 'Not so good.' I say, 'What about the male roles?' She says, 'They're covered.' - 'What about the minor roles?' - 'Covered too.' - 'And the kids?' - 'Sorted.' - 'So what's the problem?' - '...'
From the information given above re. the characters already cast, it seems Bonnie is still trying to cast one or more of the main female characters.
That's means Beatrice and/or Hero.
I don't think Bonnie ever sang about a Beatrice.
Accordingly, Bonnie answers, "I'm holding out for a Hero." 
Well done. As your prize, I will stop quoting John Lennon. It's easy if you try.
Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 20th March 2020, 8:28 PMI will stop quoting John Lennon. It's easy if you try.
I can imagine.
Bless you. How do you sleep? How? Whatever gets you through the night?
I sleep well because usually, when I go to bed, I feel fine.
On the rare occasions when I do find myself in times of trouble, I get by with a little help from my friends.
Religion,sex and TV
I can never remember any posthumous Lennon tracks. Forgive me.