I havent posted in a while and I found people used to ask way too many questions in former jobs and it annoyed me so I used to make things up, (there's two sketches by the way).
SCENE. INT. SUPERMARKET. DAY #1
A man approaches a member of staff.
PERSON
Hi, I was going to buy this book about space and it got me thinking, how far away is Pluto?
STAFF
(Looking around and points) It’s about 2 billion miles that way.
PERSON
(Following finger) Cheers.
END.
SCENE. INT. SUPERMARKET. DAY #2
A man approaches a different member of staff.
PERSON
Hi, I was thinking about this pen and then I thought hang on, what’s the longest someone’s stayed awake?
STAFF
Well, it’s questionable, but I believe it’s twelve days (pointing into the distance).
PERSON
Questionable? I don’t want the damned pen (throws pen on floor and walks away)
Then comes back into shot to follow the staff’s finger.
END.
