Chopper Sketch...

HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING

RADIO CRACKLE - BETWEEN REPORTER & STUDIO:

David:Hi, yeah, Mike can you hear me?

Mike:Unfortunately... (cuts off) Yes. We're back.
Carry on carrying on David.

Davidk, well I can see from up here that the North
Sea has definately flooded Mike. 90% of it is
half submerged.

Mike:That's god awful news David. Try harder.

David:It's a huge natural disaster Mike. I spoke to
Commander Harris today, the man
in charge of dealing with the crisis, and he
told me that almost three million bits of
marine life had drowned to death.

Mike:Gosh

David:He also told me that any surviving sea
creatures are being air-lifted to Seaworld in
California for immediate exploitation, and
that... (cuts off)

Mike:If you've just joined us our very own man's man
in the whirly bird David Probe has just
informed us that the North Sea has indeed
flooded itself and nearly all of it is
underwater.

Davidinterrupting)...given dolphins emergency snorkels.

Mikeavid, David...David

David:Yes Mike

Mikevoice raised) David, David...David

David:I can hear..

Mikeshouting) David, David...David. Oh you're
back. What else can you see?

David:It's carnage down there Mike, I can see a
distraught looking crab clinging to what looks
like a piece of drifting wood or 'driftwood' to
use a piece of nautical jargon.

Mike:Anything less dull?

David:No.

Mike: Then go home you charlatan David. More or less
of that tepid news gust later.

And that takes us neatly onto our next report; Japan. Home of barely edible raw fish, ninjas and self destructing middle aged hag wagons Hyundai, but did you know that those clever little japs are also quite good at electronics.

Here's our equal opportunities quota filler and Asia correspondant Ko Ko Poppa...

Ko Kojapanese)

I really liked this. It has sent me off into the day with a smile! Thank you and well done.

Liked this a lot, although the 'david david david' sections were a bit overplayed (for me), it drew from the gags.

Bit long but nevertheless amusing so I liked it.

Liked it, but one point of note. Hyundai are South Korean. You may need to change it to Nissan or Toyota.

Yes, I'm that dull I notice these things!

Thanks. Will edit the David David section out. Its weak. I thought this was quite brief for a sketch but maybe not. will have a look at some others. And you are right about Hyundai. Will change.

Thanks for the advice. Much appreciated.