What I DIDN'T watch on TV.

The bloody Queen's Christmas message. I've never watched this and never intend to. What impertinence for somebody who doesn't know how real people live, to think she can advise us on how to live our lives, especially when she has a son who associates with paedos

She tells us too and we don't even live in the same f*****g country.

I kind of like that it's an exercise in inoffensive blandness. Kind of like the Queen herself. And the band Queen.