A Horseradish
Wednesday 27th November 2019 11:05pm [Edited]
8,475 posts
Rood Eye:
No conspiracy. Corbyn has a very, very nice voice. No one has pointed this out. It is a good broadcasting voice which is only let down by the way in which he says "saze" rather than "sez". I've never bought in to the argument that the saze/sez thing is about dialect except in certain parishes in the north which do not apply to him. And as a fan of Sez Les I find that one aspect deeply offensive. I want an apology for his institutional anti Les-ism and his inability to play the ol' Joanna .
Next, chillwave. I am so pleased you asked me about that one even though you didn't. So let me explain. I think it is fair to say that we are as far removed here from the likes of Ben Bradshaw as it is possible to be and both chillwave kind of guys.
First, the way in which the one hour plus of chilled music on YT with Bojo wittering on about "Get Brexit Done" (and it needs to get done in my humble opinion) is a wow with young commuting executives. Apparently it shows Central Office as having arrived with the times. Except only I know it is a direct steal from Tony Benn. I am less party political than I am susceptible to figures of substance so, yes, I did stand once in a field of Somerset cows and bishops into Radiohead listening to the "prophet" speak. A little later I took myself off on my own to Glastonbury town to see what actual Glastonbury was like. Aim one - to find God in nature. Aim two - to avoid heroin. Both of these objectives were fulfilled.
Loads of stories there from boredom in wells to an honorary membership of a clan of people who walk their dogs on their end of a string and especially when really, really pissed stumbling alone up the Tor to get the vibes there and walking in on two people in the dark sucking and blowing on mid-period instruments. Lovely unexpected music but they felt the need with scowls to scarper. It was as if I had wandered in on what was supposed to have been their exclusive domain.
After which, I laid on my back all alone looking at the stars and praying to Van Morrison before returning to my tent on the ring road. It was there incidentally that I chose the names of the son and daughter I would never have. Arthur Rune and Melanie Crop Circle. Anyhows, back in the town on the next day I found the CD Tony Benn's Greatest Hits and I do mean Benn rather than Bennett. 2003. I also bought some obscure dub in that shop so I had absolutely been captivated by the area's magical aura. And what pisses me off is the bestest track on that Benn thang is the one in which he lays so heavily into the EU. If he were alive I believe he would have driven several tanks into Mr Corbyn and Momentum. And yet it's not on bloody You Tube. That is the real conspiracy. So you will have to do with this one and compare notes..
Tony Benn's Hits - Prophecy, c. 2003 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSEK7tcn4_w
Boris - Get Brexit Done, 2019 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cre0in5n-1E&t=1402s