Briosaid
Wednesday 30th October 2019 11:05pm
1,356 posts
Here's my story from the dark ages. I sat my test in 1968. My family had never had a car and I'd actually rarely been a passenger in a car. In those days the driving schools entered you for the test the minute you signed up for lessons. So after 10 or 12 lessons, I was sitting my test in a very busy area near the centre of Glasgow - all my pals (I worked well outside Glasgow) were sitting their tests in country areas on half-day closing and passing with ease. Anyway I had this vinegar-faced old bastard of an examiner. He took me for my hill start to a narrow street which, I'm not exagerating, had a gradient of maybe 80 degrees. I had difficulty, not helped by the fact he started yelling at me 'Open the throttle, girl!' So, what about this rule that they're not supposed to converse with you, and (b) more to the point, I had no idea what the sodding throttle was. Obviously I failed, as did my cousin a few years later with the old swine. Anyway, 51 years later I am still enjoying driving.