My dog has no nose... Page 2

(Sorry. I wonder if anyone else will get that.)

Quote: Aaron @ October 21, 2007, 6:18 PM

Good moaning. (Well it is in Australia.)

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A shot in the dark is on at the moment, so I got it.

Quote: Brian Brane @ October 21 2007, 9:42 PM BST

My dog has no nose..

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"How does it smell?", is not the first thing that comes to mind.
The first thing that comes to mind, is "Why are you talking to me?".
*pauses*
Or in this case, "Why am I talking to myself?"

Hi-ho,
My dog has no legs, or ribs.
It was quite tasty, but not worth the howling.

I don't really eat dogs, or at least haven't to my recollection.

Quote: Brian Brane @ October 21 2007, 9:47 PM BST

I have an imaginary cat too.They are always fighting.
*pauses*
I hate them.

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Shouldn't that be: *pawses* ?

I say, I say, I say.. my dog's got no nose..

But that's cocaine abuse for you..

Mein Hund hat keine Nase- the joke that helped win the war.

Quote: Bill Jaguar @ June 19 2011, 1:02 PM BST

Hi-ho,
My dog has no legs, or ribs.
It was quite tasty, but not worth the howling.

I don't really eat dogs, or at least haven't to my recollection.

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Almost.

You could answer with a play on 'hot dog'.
Then you could eat a dog.

Could have done but I never use 'hot dog' at all, if I can help it.

My dog's got no arse. He's a Bottomless Pit Bull. Welcome.

Went to a rockstar wives convention with my dogs last week, hunting for autographs.. I bagged Jerry Hall's and Iman's..

My dogs got Ono's..