The top ten most stupid things a parent tells their child!!!!!!!
10. Grow up.
(Hmmmmm)
09 Waste not want not!
(Well I don’t fooking want it, that’s why I am wasting it)
08. When you’re my age you will understand!
(Well can you not just explain now so I don’t have to wait 100 fooking years to find out)
07. Not now I am busy
(Fine I wont tell you that the house is on fire then).
06. Never Give up!
(Mum can I stay out an extra hour please).
NO
(Oh go on, please, go on go on go on go on go on)
05. Stop pulling that face or it will stay like that.
(Good, then I get to ride the special bus to school rather than walk on my very own legs)
04) Stop watching that stuff it will give you ideas.
(Well I actually never thought about that before. Thanks. *Watches Murder most Foul in a whole new light*.
03) Come here so I can hit you.
*Runs like the fooking wind*
02) If there is something you want in life just go out & get it.
*Steals sweeties from shops*
01) There are bad people out there that want to do bad things to you. Now, tonight a bearded stranger is breaking into our house via the chimney, he will come in your room, while you are sleeping emptying his sack all over your bed. Now go to sleep.
(Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
