Quote: JohnnyD @ 21st May 2019, 8:26 AMStraight away.
(Probably because I was watching so carefully, I rather anticipated the gag.)Follow-up:
Friend: How did you find the therapy?
Man: Sat-Nav.
So much potential for variations.
Therapist: So, what are you both hoping to get out of today?
Her: It's our first session so I don't expect miracles. Just some common ground we can build on. Lay our cards on the table and speak from the heart. We're already showing commitment just by being here so I know this can be a positive experience.
Him: Well, I quite like the look of those Fig rolls.
In a Welsh accent of course.