Are you trying to freak the wimmin out on the forum with your new avatar!?
Fwightened me. 
Mr Stephen Badlad
I was thinking the same and it's like a cross between a bailiff and member of Madness. Not that I'm complaining Stephen. Not at all mate. In fact let me get you a pint. What you 'avin?
It's one o'clock in the morning. You're just about to go to bed, there's a knock on the door, and this is what you see in the door spy hole.
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've been promoted to BCG doorman.
Dya want some.
Er no..............here's my flick knife and hip flask.........................Oh, and under me coat here is a Party Seven of Red Barrel.
Nothing wrong with a sinister avatar.