Luke Duke
Sunday 27th September 2020 2:27am
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17 posts
frankie boyle once forced my mother (at gunpoint) to convert to jewish at a rabbai kiosk in helsinki. we were only there because i heard there would be a "2 girls, one cup" show at a sketchy motel in an ally behind a dry cleaners just outside of wishipool. i went to watch the show and left my mom sitting at a bus stop at 2am, and returned only to find her professing her jewish faith by kicking a kitten into a ditch and exclaiming: "I'M JEWISH NOW!!!" then, i saw frankie boyle scampering into a nearby field (perhaps chasing a hare.). i followed him at distance, and watched him enter an earthen barrow in a forest. then the ketamin kicked in and i cannot recollect the next 17 hours. finally, i awoke from my k-hole and saw frankie boyle eating a chinese bat that he had pushed into a soup and cooked for, who knows how long. then, he spotted me, and with a stunned look on his face shouted: "THIS IS THE COVID!!!!" i did not understand what that meant then (since it was 2017) and i ran at him and tried to do KUNG FU. i failed. he ripped off my left arm and punched me with it, knocking me unconscious. when i awoke, i realized i was no longer in finland. i was aboard some sort of spacecraft hovering over Tristan da Cunha.
if you want to know what happens next, meet me at THE SHIP INN in MOUSEHOLE at midnight on 31, OCTOBER