This is a new sitcom starring a guy who has cerebral palsy.
The problem is that, if I find any fault with it, I am effectively waving a huge placard that reads "I am a complete and utter c***!"
It's not just that if I criticise it on BCG, a whole lot of other members are going to read the post and think "He's a complete and utter c***". Equally as bad is the fact that if I criticise it within the confines of my own head, I'll know that I'm a complete and utter c***.
It's 25 minutes long and I've been watching it for 8 minutes.
Am I allowed to turn it off? No, because then I'll be a complete and utter c***.
But wait - does the very act of asking that question indicate that I must want to turn it off and therefore that I am indeed a complete and utter c***?
No, of course it doesn't. This is great comedy and in absolutely no way does it even begin to resemble a course in diversity awareness disguised as comedy.
In absolutely no way is this programme created by, commissioned by, written by, produced by and broadcast by complete and utter c***s intent on exploiting the nation's reluctance to be thought complete and utter c***s.
Roll on Series 2, I say!