On line pedophile pervert Ironic Ian is sat at his computer using a studded leather mouse when the door goes in and the police enter.
PC
Police stay as you are and don't log off!
II
Have you lot got nothing better to do than catch pedos?
PC
Just doing our jobs sir
II
Doing you job! Half the cars in this road have got no tax on them and the ones that have go up down the road at 40 when they know its 20 zone !
PC
I'm going to spray with pepper now sir, could you open your eyes a bit wider?
II
Go on then lets get all this out the way I need to be back home for Countdown theres a child prodigy on at the moment
PC
No problem sir
