I will cheer you up! We took the German exchange girl out today and she drank Cola for the first time cos shes not usually allowed it 
NAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Page 2
Badass Floozy! SHE'S A REEEEEEEEBEEEEEEEL! She'll hook ya kids onto coke! lol!
What is worse is if you're in the lift with someone who's farted, they leave then someone else comes in and thinks the smell was yours.
haha! Im glad Im not the worst of people then, eh David?