A hunting we will go

A man is standing on his own behind the counter of an empty and deadly quiet corner shop. He looks at the cat which is asleep on the cheese and he brushes up out of boredom.
He then has Eureka moment and gets a pad and writes 'Black Friday' on a piece of A4 and puts it in the window,
Ten seconds later 300 people rush in and the cat's back goes up as the man with the broom is crushed to death and the shop is smashed to pieces by bargain hunters..

Yes, that's good!

I think you might have to cut down on the number of eager customers as 300 of them are going to put quite a hole in the show's budget!

Aye there's the rub, but thanks for the reading of it Roody old bean it was quickly penned homage to the madness of it all.