Political correctness gone mad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fH_Gi6AkXxw&feature=youtu.be
You can't even put a bit of food out for the birds now.
Two jokes from one bird table! He's on a roll...
I'm thinking I could get another one from it, but not with sticking a bit of paper on it. Something more elaborate.
Make the most of your bird table!
You could push your way through a a host of protesters with placards demanding it be kept open and then shut it down .
All them people in my garden trampling around, it would never be allowed 
I'm thinking maybe decorate the inside with a nice carpet and some furniture from a dolls house.
You need to go on on E Bay and get a spine mate , Katie Adie wasn't scared when she filmed in Kabul etc. Anyway how come you haven't drifted into soft porn yet?
She would have been if she came to Wales to film. I have had a long hard think about it Teddy, but sheep are so difficult to work with.