Angry Simon is walking down the street. Leslie is walking towards him in the opposite direction. Leslie stops to speak to him. Simon does not look as though he intends to stop.
Leslie: Good Morning, Simon
Simon: (Angrily) Takes one to bloody know one.
Leslie looks shocked. Simon carries on walking. Joe is walking towards him in the opposite direction. repeat of actions from earlier situation with Leslie.
Joe: Alright, Simon! How’s the wife?
Simon: Out of sight, out of bloody mind.
Joe looks shocked. Simon carries on walking. Mary is walking towards him in the opposite direction. Repeat of actions from earlier situation with Leslie.
Mary: Oh Simon, have you heard that my Frank’s got cancer?
Simon: No pain, no bloody gain.
Mary looks shocked. Simon carries on walking. Simon reaches a zebra crossing. On the opposite side stands Jack. Jack waves at Simon. Simon starts crossing the road.
Jack: Simon! Look out for that truck.
Simon: Seeing is bloody believi…..
There’s a loud thud as Simon gets hit by a truck.
© Ben Ricketts 2007
