Here's a little something that I prepared earlier.
INT. DAY.
WOMAN SITS IN A DARKENED ROOM. SHE IS HAVING A READING FROM A PSYCHIC WHO READS THE TEA LEAVES.
WOMAN. Thanks you, Madam Zara, you have been a tremendous help to me over the last few months of my marriage break up.
MADAM ZARA. (in a heavy Russian accent) It has been a pleasure.
WOMAN. So, you are going back to see your family in Russia?
MADAM ZARA. Yes, it has been so long and really don’t like flying.
WOMAN. Well, here’s a little something that I bought for you to read on the plane.
WOMAN PULLS OUT A PACKET OF TEA FROM HER BAG.
Boom, boom! It made me laugh, anyway!!!
