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Very Fishy

Soho Sushi Bar owner Izzy Izenee is standing at his counter when a black man with facial scars enters and orders 12 raw salmon rolls and eats six on the spot and takes 6 home.

As the man leaves Izzys nephew Wazhe runs over to his uncle excitedly

WAZHE:
Do you know that was?

IZZY:
I've no idea

WAZHE:
That was the pop star Seal

IZZY
Well I have no idea who he is but I can see where he got his name from

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