Greetings fellow thespians. I live opposite the sea, but don't we all. I'm looking for comedy writing work and I'll not spare the darned horses to get it.
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I see you've got somewhere to park your bike.
No bikes, sir. I'm cleaning up horse shit. Hello.
Im not a Thespian - but does your bike have a saddle ?
and hello
Hello!
Us gardeners call it manure,it's too valuable to be just shit 
Quote: Flook @ 18th June 2018, 7:36 PMIm not a Thespian - but does your bike have a saddle ?
and hello
Probably would if I had one: bike, I mean
Welcome! A picture showing a bare arse which I assume is yours is certainly an interesting intro. My dad always said you can tell a lot about a man from his bottom. I also read your piece on your profile page and enjoyed it very much. Rich with atmosphere and well balanced and paced. A style of writing I soon felt relaxed with and part of the scene. Especially the sound of heels and it's all those different sounds that makes life interesting to me. Your writing style has a melodious feel to it so good luck with it I'm wondering if your use of Celine Dion is based on real life but I wont probe. I'll save the probing for when discussion turns to your bottom.
Oh, thanks very much Tarby. Hello to you too
I like you already, Tiggy Wiggy. Welcome to the forum, and long may you and your writing prosper!
Hey, thanks Cap'm
Banned?