A rainy day in Fulham:
A van full of police in riot gear raids a house . As they enter they can see that there are lose wires running along all the floors. Each room that they enter on the first floor is filled with bright lights and skunks wearing sunglasses.
A man in green body warmer and wellies drops from a first floor bedroom window unseen.
He dusts himself off and runs across the road and gets into a tractor and drives off.
A sunny day in Kent:
The man in the green body warmer and wellies is sitting in the tractor with a flask of tea reading the paper and smiling
Newspaper Headline
Skunk Farmer evades police yet again
