Why did the baker's hands smell
because he kneaded a poo.
Baker Joke
Nick, I know Im not a proper moderator, but please this is a comedy forum, if you're going to post in this part of the forum it has to be either a joke, sketch or sitcom extract of some sort.
what this forum kneads, is a baker joke section
Quote: Nick Rivers @ October 16, 2007, 12:06 PMWhy did the baker's hands smell
because he kneaded a poo.
All hail that joke.
Quality gag. I literally laughed.
I'm in,
What do you get if you steal a student's air conditioning unit?
A hot cross bum.
Why are pirates called pirates!?
Cause they Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 
Not so much a question, more an observation.
How do hens know how to lay eggs the size of egg cups?
Quote: Baumski @ October 16, 2007, 3:51 PMNot so much a question, more an observation.
How do hens know how to lay eggs the size of egg cups?
Ah, what you've done there is got confused in thinking that egg CUPS came first, when in fact EGGS did.
Egg cups were invented at a much later date, and made in a way where they would fit the average egg - which would have been worked out before the cups got manufactured.
Hope that clears up ny confusion.
certainly clears up my confusion
Quote: Seefacts @ October 16, 2007, 4:08 PMAh, what you've done there is got confused in thinking that egg CUPS came first, when in fact EGGS did.
Wise words from a man who knows all there is to know about what comes out of a hens bottom. Respect.
Quote: Baumski @ October 16, 2007, 5:08 PMWise words from a man who knows all there is to know about what comes out of a hens bottom. Respect.
There's a cock joke in there somewhere.
I want to hear about the first guy who ate an egg. He was a brave bastard.
What's the best part of a bee?
It's knees.
Plus, the baker joke is great, very funny.