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"answer your phone you nob" brilliant.
I have an ex who was like that. I could never have five minutes to have a quick pint and put a few quid in a fruitie at my local snooker club without getting a text "where r u???"
I have had a few of them texts as well 
Lovely sketch from Carlos as ever. A career as newsreader on TV Cymru beckons.
Thanks beaky, I think I need some technical help though.
A smart suit and stripey tie are all you need.