Here's another topical sketch.
INT. STORE ROOM. DAY
THE DOCTOR IS UNCONSCIOUS ON THE FLOOR. BILLIE HIS GLAMOROUS ASSISTANT IS DRESSED IN A T SHIRT. WE CAN SEE HER CLEAVAGE. BILLIE IS ON ONE KNEE LOOKING AT THE DOCTOR. A HIGH RANKING ARMY OFFICER IS STANDING OVER THEM WITH A LOOK OF DISBELIEF ON HIS FACE.
Billie
Doctor, Doctor. Wake up. The cyberborg are almost here. Doctor. Can you hear me?
Brigadier
My God! Is the Doctor…?
Billie
No. He definitely prefers women. Maybe when he was a teenager; all the confusion, you know.
Brigadier
No. I mean has he dead?
Billie
I don’t think so.
BILLIE FEELS FOR A HEARTBEAT
Oh my God!
Brigadier
What is it?
Billie
He’s got man boobs. Feel.
BILLIE WOBBLES THEM.
Brigadier
We haven’t got time. The Cyberborg are about to discover where we are. If the Doctor doesn’t recover, then they will take over the Earth. We simply have to do something or this will be the end of civilisation as we know it.
Billie
I think he’s beginning to change. It’s happened before. He sheds this human form for another one. A Timelord wears the humanoid out very quickly. I wonder what he’ll look like this time?
THE DOCTOR BEGINS TO CHANGE.
My God. Doctor, you’ve metamorphosed into Menzies Campbell.
Dr Ming
Well, I’ve got a lot more spare time on my hands now I’ve retired. I’m the ideal candidate for the job.
Billie
But you’re too old.
Dr Ming
66 is young for a timelord. Besides, Patrick Troughton, Jon Pertwee and Tom Baker all voted for me.
Brigadier
We haven’t got time for this. What about the cyberborg? They are about to take over the Earth.
Dr Ming
They might have the majority now but with my new electoral reforms, it will be humans that hold the balance of power. Perhaps we could make a pact with them.
Billie
They are about to break the door down. We will all be vapourised.
THE CYBERBORGS BREAK THROUGH THE DOOR
Cyberborg Chief
We have you now Dr. The Earth is ours. Ahh. I see you’ve changed again Dr. Nice bald patch. Hahahaha.
Dr Ming
Not so fast Cyberborg.
MENZIES WHIPS OUT A JAR OF OVALTINE AND A SMALL BOTTLE OF PILLS FROM INSIDE HIS JACKET. THE CYBERBORG OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T LIKE IT.
Cyberborg
Ovaltine AND Iron Jelloids! Damn you. Ahhh.
THE CYBERBORG DIE IN FRONT OF THEM.
Dr Ming
Yes, the two substances known to be poisonous to Cyberborg.
Brigadier
But?
Billie
How?
Dr Ming
You are in safe hands now. Well, for eighteen months at least. Come on, let’s go to Eastbourne.