British Comedy Guide

DON'T BOTTLE IT. POEM.

Atop the electric generator
The lonely bottle sat.
People pass by,
Nobody knows,
Nobody even notices he's there.
(this is not sexist, I've just decided he's a he not an it or a she.. OK .. problem for you?)
He's been sat there for about a year now,
Never moving,
Never worrying,
Never caring...
Probably hoping though for a female bottle to get dumped next to him,
Well, I would be!

Even bottles do it!
Kissing

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