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The Year 2030 - Predictions From One Who Knows Page 2

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87 year old Arsene Wenger signs on 'till 2040

Ha ha. And blames Arsenal being at the bottom of the Conference League on the unfair spending power of clubs like Aldershot and Woking.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 4th February 2018, 10:00 AM

That's very good, Horse. Get yourself an agent and expand that into a novel. Not much more to write infact. Laughing out loud

Thank you Alfred J Kipper.

It just flows out - I didn't prepare it although I tweaked it afterwards - but if an agent said do this or do that my mind would go blank. I'm also scared of money.

That's alright, money is just as scared of you in 2030. Almost like It's always a-has been. You'd 've heard about the 'quivering rabid pound' everywhere you went ..well, it's just that it's a-scared that's all, it jitters, it jives and a-trembles. But in time it's spent.

By then the government will have stopped cash.
Everything will be paid by fingerprint or iris recognition.
Every penny anyone spends or receives will be recorded.
That'll put a spanner in the works for cash men and tax Dodgers.
We're heading that way already.

England lose Brexit....on penalties
Gemma Collins reveals Stephen Hawking's theory's to be false
Roy Keane comes out
Still Open All Hours ends after David Jason admits "We've taken this marvellous show to its natural end after 23 series"
Empress Sturgeon of Scotland declares war on the Faroe Islands
Self service supermarket tills revealed to be sent from the future to destroy mankind
Star Wars 29- The pre post original sequel to the second future ending remake
Peace in the middle east "The world owes a debt of thanks to peace envoy Donald Trump" says a grateful President Bieber
Mourinho-"Great job ref"

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 5th February 2018, 8:40 PM

By then the government will have stopped cash.
Everything will be paid by fingerprint or iris recognition.

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Loads of people only have one eye because muggers poke one out when they attack you.

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