Hi to you all.
Please can someone tell me what Arkwright's first name was?
It will settle an argument!
Open All Hours Question
Albert?
Oooooh Leevil, I so much want it to be Albert!
Indeed, Albert it is. 
Thankyou, thankyou.
You are two lovely men!
Do we get sweeties?
Not laced with cyanide or rohypnol, preferably.
Sherbet Dabs all round!
WOO HOO! 
DDDDD
Just thought I would have a bit of a comment on Open all Hours as I'm enjoying rewatching the series. Just want to talk about the classic series 3 episode 'The Ginger Men', has anybody seen it. It is pure genius.
Jack, I need a refresher about what this episode was about, I can't always tell from the title.
I never know episodes of anything by the titles. Apart from Farty Towels I was never aware sitcoms had them.
From Wiki:
Why is Arkwright forcing his ginger cake upon Nurse Gladys? Could it be he has overstocked? And if it really is an old Jamaican aphrodisiac, Granville's acting like he's overdosed.
Doesn't ring a bell, but then I haven't seen all that much of Open All Hours. I've got the DVDs, but only watched about half.
On the subject of Open All Hours. Did Granville ever at any point get his end-away with the milk woman (whoever she was)?
I believe not no.