Eh?
I said 'I hate Formula 1'
I'm being racist... (he he)
We are not all the same inside, a lot of people are quite nasty really.
Don't you think?
Racism, Sexism, Ageism rant Page 2
Tony Blair for one.
racist - i sometimes miss your gags frank, i was quickly upto speed on that one though.
I suffer from 'able-bodied-ism' I think it is perfectly acceptable to run over anyone who pats me on the head and smiles at me as if I do not have a brain.
*pats on head*
There's a good girl Loops.
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech - bang!
That's Leevil done for, Loop packs quite a wallop..
I wonder what he's got in his pockets... Oh, God there are just big holes in his pockets and .. yeuk..
Anybody got a cloth? 
Not one of my best shots I'm afraid, sorry about the mess. You finish searching the body Frankie (50/50?) and I'll go and hose down the wheelchair to get rid of the evidence.
He's not dead..
In fact his meat is warm..
Give me a few minutes with the body and then I'll remove the head.. 
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A stake will finish me off nicely, if you've got one handy..
NO! NOT WEEVILS!
Where am I gonna get my cherry coke supplies now?
Oh, and yes, um, I'm sorry he is gone....
GAV! GET ME A CHERRY COKE WILL YA?!
A plague, a plague on both your houses!
You love abuse.
That's what I heard anyway.
For lunch today I went to Subway. As I got to the counter to pay for my order the guy on the till said: "Are you a member of the Ku Klux Klan?"
I was slightly taken aback as you may imagine. To explain his comment he went on to say, "White sub, white coffee and a white choc chip cookie".
OK, that's a coincidence but hardly justifies an accusation of being a member of a race hate group. The irony was I was dressed entirely in black.
He sounds quite funny!
Quote: zooo @ December 3 2009, 2:11 PM GMTHe sounds quite funny!
He was. 
Don't expect to get a slab of political humour with an Italian BMT on hearty Italian with lettuce, onion, tomato, pepper and mayo.