Just misquote TV shows, films and the like.
Don't worry he's from Norfolk!
Misquotations.
You Plinker
I have a cunning flan.
You shirty old man.
1.) Serve the public trust
2.) Protect the innocent
3.) Uphold the paw
You were only supposed to blow that bloody Jaws off
There are many stories in the naked city. Donald Trump made up most of them.
Nonce to see ya, to see ya nonce.
No one expects the Spanish Circumcision
Mrs Slocombe's vagina?
Ooohhh Betty, the dog's done a big shit on the carpet.
Are you unentertained?
I'm just going outside for a right good shite, I may be some time.
Apollo 13: Houston, we've had a bonbon.
Mission Control: This is Houston, uhh...say again Thirteen. You mean the candy?
A bonfire night special: The Big Banger Theory- "Penny, Penny Penny, for the guy?"