In honour of Vic Reeves' old gag, "I'm so naive, I thought Eartha Kitt was a set of gardening implements", I thought we could do some more.
I'm so naive, I thought...
...Frank Muir was an honest kitten
...Noddy Holder was the Toyland jail
...Lou Reed was a toilet book
...Billie Jean King was the foremost supplier of goat trousers
...Johnny Ball was a woefuly misapplied prophylactic
...Christian Bale was quitting the church
...Peter Parker was a penis jumping across the rooftops of Paris
...Jimmy Carr was a vehicle full of bodybuilding equipment
...John Sessions was a bad case of diaorrhea
...Gladys Knight was happiest after dusk
...Anneka Rice had designs on her sister's Chinese meal
Any more for any more?
