British Comedy Guide

New British Record

REPORTER:Catherine. 48.98 seconds. A new British and Commonwealth record. Congratulations.

CATHERINE:Thank you.

REPORTER:Did you always believe you could do it?

CATHERINE:Absolutely, Clive.

REPORTER:Well congratulations again. That’s the fastest any British runner has overturned a drugs ban this year.

Welcome John.

That's probably about the only thing we'd have the record in.

Yes, very nice.

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Yer i like it...to the point!

Gosh, you guys don't hang around, do you? Posted my first sketch here eleven o'clock at night and within 20 minutes three of you had replied.

Thanks for the welcome and the kind comments David, Ellie and Leevil.

That's because none of us have a life.

I liked it. Very Treason or News Revue.

Spot on Slag A. It's in the current Newsrevue run, but I was frustrated as I hadn't had a chance to see it, so posted it here.

Thanks for the feedback.

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