London Transport

Mutiny on the bus...

Massive queues into Hammersmith forced a group of rebelious passengers to press the emergency exit button to escape from the snail pace bus in a bid to arrive at work on time. Unfortunatly, everyone was still late and one forgot their lunch (yep that was me).

Anyway - my point is... arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how annoying is London transport system? I am constantly waiting for packed tubes and buses to turn up, and spit me out at my destination. Everyone is rude (probably myself included) and very spatially unaware - who wants to smell your armpit...NOT ME!!!! Everyone is in a rush and I have only seen one person give their seat up to someone impaired... and that was me. It disgusts me!

Views anyone!?

London Transport sucks but Dont worry lovely Ellie by the 2012 Olympics it'll all be fixed. LOL YERRR RIGGGHTT

Hope is a recipe for disaster with smoggy fumes mixed in!

Well at least you can take shelter in the post offices no Fookers in there

Found this blog entry of mine from when i was working in Soho 2 years ago...i obviously wasn't that impressed with London transport then either...

11/08/2005
The Underground
There are a few things about the Underground that i would like to point out -

1) The way people don't understand STAND ON THE RIGHT when going up escalaters even though EVERYBODY else is!!

2) The way people fail to let us off the Tube at the platform before they start clambering on themselves!

3) The way people don't let old people sit down!!!!

4) The fight for the only seat left... (you're both eyeing it up as you're approaching it, and you try and move quick enough to get there first without looking like a saddo, then you pounce and end up sat on someone else!!!)

5) The tuneless buskers trying to ruin your journey through the tunnels.

6) The masses of stairs to climb!!

7) People who fail to wash or know what deodorant is, and then decide to hold the hand rail above your head!! (ARMPIT IN FACE)

8) The sick men who stare at you through out the journey as if they're going to get lucky with you if they stare hard enough.

Ahhh...the tube...what a wanderous invention!

Quote: EllieJP @ October 10, 2007, 7:09 PM

... very spatially unaware - who wants to smell your armpit...NOT ME!!!!

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Move your face then!

Quote: Aaron @ October 10, 2007, 8:41 PM

Move your face then!

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I would if i didn't have ANOTHER arm pit the other side... Don't you think i would have thought of that!?

Aaron you must agree with me about it!?

Have you thought about walking?

It's 5 miles! I'd be late every day!

Start the night before then.

So i start off for work before i leave work the day before!?

Yep - work 28 hours a day 10 days a week down the mines and pay for the privelege etc etc etc

Beats Devon transport which barely exists. If you want a bus, you need to book it seven weeks in advance and you are charged three turnips as deposit!

Quote: David Chapman @ October 10, 2007, 9:35 PM

Yep - work 28 hours a day 10 days a week down the mines and pay for the privelege etc etc etc

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At least she's not living 'box in 'lake, cleanin' road w'tongue, etc etc.

OR IS SHE?!