I was reading the side advert on here about a new radio program where Victoria Coren interviews famous people about their funny stories while in their car etc.
It jogged my memory of a few I've had.
I was driving down a narrow country lane when I came behind a cyclist who was all over the road. I slowed down as I didn't know what he was going to do next. He went to the middle of the road and put his right arm out to indicate he was turning right at the next junction. He then put his left arm out and steered towards the pavement. As I slowly drove past him I said to myself 'make ya f**king mind up'
A little voice then said 'sorry, I'm lost'... I forgot I had my sun roof fully open.