Some beautiful human being has put up transcripts of John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme:
http://johnfinnemoressouvenirprogramme.tumblr.com/transcripts
Anyone who has any interest at all in writing sketches should read them. Mr Finnemore's sketches tend to be funny, intelligent (yet never condescending) and elegant. Of course there are misses (the very first sketch of the first episode for example) but the hits more than make up for them.
Let's read these sketches and feel terrible about ourselves. Damn you, Finnemore!