Come on England!
The France Thread
Bonet de douche!
Yeah, wash your hat.
Sorry Zoooo
I know that you suspect some of my National threads as being an excuse to slip another football thread into the mix
This time you are probably correct
French.
I was whisked away for a surprise romantic weekend to Paris once.
Pretty dreadful experience as on the metro from Charles de Gaulle I sat opposite this bloke who, leaning forwards right in my personal space, stared at me breathing garlic in my face for whole journey and was so strong it actually stung my eyes.
And after a weekend of trying to avoid fluids as couldn't master the art of peeing in a hole in the floor without splashing it on my clothes or slipping (who knows how women manage it wearing tights and heels), before even boarding the train back to airport I collapsed on the platform after struggling to breathe - later finding out they had used tear gas to disperse a football crowd earlier and I had a bad reaction to what lingered.
Then, once on the train and able to breathe again, found the air to be thick with what I can only describe as rancid farts. Couldn't wait to get home.
What exactly has France done to deserve the run of shit luck it's having these days...atrocious bombings would be enough but now being swamped by football hooligans. What a pants start to Euro 2016.
Can we leave the scumbags there and make a quick Brexit without them?
Giving France full permission to chuck them off the nearest cliff, obv.
I'm just wondering why the Alsatians the police are walking round with are still muzzled...seems a wasted opportunity to bite the scummers gonads off to me.
I love Marseille. Marseille are my French team. I've been to the Velodrome.
But it was a bit daft sticking England v Russia on the Queen's 90th birthday weekend during an EU referendum near the sea in the heat in one of Europe's most multicultural cities.
Shandy - If you would like, I will let you have Turkey in the competition instead of David Bussell. They are 66-1, I think, which isn't bad and I wanted to include you in the competition.
What competition? I'm in...yay!
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 11th June 2016, 7:14 PM BSTWhat competition? I'm in...yay!
The one on the Football thread.
Admittedly not a lot of people other than George K, Ron Dushmore and me are fully entering into the spirit of it but Zooo has quietly got off to a very good start and so has The Blue Nun. You are in it now. I have decided.
The Horse has spoken, so be it! Thanks, so how does it work? do we put some spondoolies in?
Quote: Shandonbelle @ 11th June 2016, 7:20 PM BSTThe Horse has spoken, so be it! Thanks, so how does it work? do we put some spondoolies in?
There's no money.
It's just for fun.
At the moment. 