As the in thing at the moment seems to be creating threads to highlight holidays (who dat?) 
Has anyone been to Uranus?
Here's one of me about to enter the rift valley, but it could be the back end of Pluto
The Uranus thread
I think I just spotted a bad threadworm.
Do you think a man will ever land on Uranus?
. . . and the worm just gets longer. 