I love the who do you fancy thread & I love the Fantasy football thread
But what if you could combine them into one easy to manage thread.
So who are your team of top Crumpet!
Mine is as follows
Name Bristols City
Formation Phwoar Phwoar Two
GK: Diana Dors
DEF: Doon Mackichan Sarah Alexander Sophia Vergara & that one out of Call the Midwife who was in Doctor Who
MID: Gerry Halliwell, Kylie Minogue, Rhian Sugden, Gemma Arterton
THE BIG FRONT TWO: Kate Beckinsale Kelly Brook
Bristols City 
"Right ladies, that was a shocking performance today so it's extra long showers for the lot of you".
Good call with Doon who is sizzling and very funny. I don't know anything about football but my line up would be:
Goal keeper: Jocelyn Jee Esien (3 Non Blondes)
Defence: Lorraine Kelly, Alex Lovell (news presenter with cheek bones to die for)
Midfield: The Nolans
Forward: Sarah Chalk, Minnie Driver, Sandra Bullock, Geena Davies
kit would be black sequined hot pants and red sequined boob tubes which I would take personal charge of laundering. After every match we would all go back to Sandra's house to play Twister and drink wine until we all pass out in a heap.
Goal Keeperebbie Harry
Defence:Kate Silverton,Helen George.
Midfield:Tess Daly
Forward:Mary Millington, Michelle Keegan,Kate Beckinsale,Holly Willoughby,Rachel Riley.
You're all putting too much upfront
Ooooh Matron!