Would You Rather...

Okay - I am now officially out of control, but better out than in and I may have come a cropper otherwise.

Existing WYR's online tend to be a tad moronic, so have written a few, most of which I don't think I can answer myself(?!)

Would you rather:

. . . have your dream job on shit pay, but for life, or temporary dull job that doesn't stimulate or challenge you at all but pays way more than you need at the time?

. . . possess a device you point at people to make them shut-up for 2 minutes or have a device you point at people to make them smack themselves in the head? (a little fantasy of mine).

. . . have someone choose and buy your clothes for you and dress you every day, or have someone choose your hairstyle and cut your hair for life?

. . . live in a castle on a hill, but with no electricity or gas (just wood and matches), or in a shipping container in a field with all mod cons?

. . . eat what you're given every day regardless of what you like, or never drink a drop of any liquid again except water.

. . . invent the perfect food that produces no waste matter so number twos are a thing of the past, or invent the perfect drink that eliminates any need to pee?

. . . never watch TV again or never listen to music again?

. . . be beautiful and stupid or ugly and brilliant?

. . . give up washing, or brushing your teeth?

Whats the prize

There are no correct answers, and I would really like others to write some of their own . . .

. . . have your dream job on shit pay, but for life, because I think Happiness is more much important than money. You can't buy happiness.
. . . possess a device you point at people to make them shut-up for 2 minutes because then they will know to stop being annoying.

. . . or have someone choose your hairstyle and cut your hair for life? I am not really bothered about my hair, because you can cover your hair with a hat. So it doesn't really matter.

or in a shipping container in a field with all mod cons? I wouldn't like to live in a castle anyway, I couldn't live without Electricty.

. . . eat what you're given every day regardless of what you like, because I love drinking other stuff than Water, so it would have to be that.

. . . invent the perfect food that produces no waste matter so number twos are a thing of the past. I'd rather keep pissing than having a number 2 because number 2 wastes a lot more time of day.

... never listen to music again? TV is much more important and besides, you can't get the world events and things like that from TV. I love TV shows too. I like DVD's too. I really don't listen to music anywhere.

. . . ugly and brilliant? It's not important what other people think of you, what's important is you and what you think of yourself. Anyway, looks are only popularity, with being ugly and brilliant, you can do a lot more things, regardless what other people think.

. . . Brushing your teeth because I love going for baths, it is a chance for me to relax.

dream job - agree - happy in a shack, me

device to shut people up - agree (though smacking in head might also shut them up and be immense fun)

clothes or hair - still undecided

shipping container or castle - castle

give up choice of food or favourite beverages - still undecided

piss or poo - agree - definitely prefer pissing

music or TV - agree - love music, but it doesn't make me laugh like TV

hot and stupid or ugly and smart - agree, though I always thought stupid people happier as they don't have intellectual capacity for inner turmoil, but if you're pretty, how do you know when someone likes you for you and not just to look at?

teeth or washing - that's really tough because I like to smell sweet from every orifice, though your teeth do fall out eventually if neglected.