Here is a sketch I didn't like enough to put into the skit comp. Thought I would post it in critique anyway.
Terry Wogan is being show around heaven by an angel. Terry notices a pair of magnificent golden gates covered in Jewels.
ANGEL: And this way leads to the celestial gardens. I am sure you will find their beauty surpasses anything you may have seen on earth.
TERRY: That's fine, but what is behind those fabulous gates?
ANGEL: Ah, that is our VIP area. Shall we move on to the celestial...
TERRY: Hold your horses there a moment young fella. Are you a fella by the way?
ANGEL: Not exactly, a bit of both and a lot of neither. Its complicated. (HE STARTS TO LIFT HIS ROBES) Would you like to see?
TERRY: Good grief no. But hang on a minute there mine guide. What is the VIP area?
ANGEL: It's a special area reserved for our more famous residents.
TERRY: Well here I am then. That sounds like just the place I should be.
ANGEL: You have to be famous to get in there.
TERRY: What! But I am famous. I'm Terry Wogan.
(ANGEL LOOKS BLANK)
TERRY: Tel? Sir Terry? Terry's Old Geezers and Gals? Radio 2?
ANGEL: Radio doesn't really count.
TERRY: I was on the Televisual box for years. I was a national treasure!
ANGEL: Ah TV. What program were you on?
TERRY: Well there was 'Wogan' a chat show that had my name in the title.
ANGEL: I don't think I know that show.
TERRY: I did 'Blankety Blank' for a few years.
ANGEL: Oh dear.
TERRY: And I did the hugely popular 'Eurovision Song Contest'.
ANGEL: Oh dear, oh dear.
TERRY: I also had a number one with the 'Floral Dance'.
ANGEL: Good grief! I think we had better head off to the celestial gardens.
TERRY: No wait. For years I presented the BBC's 'Children in need' I helped to raise millions of pounds for children.
ANGEL: You gave millions of pounds to children?
TERRY: Yes, millions.
ANGEL: Like Kids Company?
TERRY: No, we raised millions for children's charities. The programme was watched by millions of viewers of all ages from 65 to 75.
ANGEL: Well that sounds promising. If you wait here I will pop through the gates and see if someone will sign you in.
TERRY: That would be grand. But tell me what is that old man doing there, grasping the gates and staring longingly through them. He looks like he has been there a very long time?
ANGEL: Yes he has been waiting there for someone who promised to sign him in since 2002.
TERRY: Who is he?
ANGEL: God.
TERRY: God?
ANGEL: Yes that Milligan can be a right bastard!
