OK then. What is this year's song we have to buy or download to stop Cowell getting the Christmas Number 1?
I really wish I was more aware of Uptown Funk last year because I would've bought it. At least it was a genuine song by a genuine talent - and nothing to do with Cowell. As far as I remember it was number 1 before Christmas but that slimy oik managed to get his song there for the all-important week - and then again afterwards.