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Christmas Number One.

OK then. What is this year's song we have to buy or download to stop Cowell getting the Christmas Number 1?

I really wish I was more aware of Uptown Funk last year because I would've bought it. At least it was a genuine song by a genuine talent - and nothing to do with Cowell. As far as I remember it was number 1 before Christmas but that slimy oik managed to get his song there for the all-important week - and then again afterwards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orf0pFEPsIw

That is the Shittest Music ive seen I really hope this does not reach no1 for Christmas.

Like a I give a f**k.

This is the first year I have "properly" watched The X Factor and I think the girl who won it is genuinely talented, I called her winning from the start. I wanted her to win also because she doesn't do that stupid thing where they drag out the last note/word and take it all over the place [oooOOooooOoooohhhhhhooooooOoooooohhhhh].

Anyway, is there still such a thing as chart music? I know there is download charts but they must change too rapidly to be of any significance?

Quote: george roper @ 15th December 2015, 11:11 PM GMT

That is the Shittest Music ive seen

Christmas number two ?

Gave up watching it at least 6 years ago when it started turning into a circus.

Not that I give a shit, but glad to know that the winner didn't do that whining wandering note. What the f**k is all that about!!!?

Started a few years back as an American idea/import and is bollocking annoying with that screecher Whitney "What a load of Arse" Houston being the leading exponent.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th December 2015, 9:18 AM GMT

Gave up watching it at least 6 years ago when it started turning into a circus.

Not that I give a shit, but glad to know that the winner didn't do that whining wandering note. What the f**k is all that about!!!?

Started a few years back as an American idea/import and is bollocking annoying with that screecher Whitney "What a load of Arse" Houston being the leading exponent.

Absolutely agree. I call it shouty singing. I don't get why they need to wiggle their jaws about so much either, it doesn't make any difference to the note.

Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 16th December 2015, 9:15 AM GMT

Christmas number two ?

Phnaarrr. :D

Quote: Loopey @ 16th December 2015, 9:36 AM GMT

Absolutely agree. I call it shouty singing. I don't get why they need to wiggle their jaws about so much either, it doesn't make any difference to the note.

A couple of years ago or so a woman was finally given an ASBO and made to move out of her flat as she kept playing that crap song by Whitney "What a load of Arse" Houston over and over again at full blast.

You can understand sometimes why this type of unsocial behaviour can lead to murder.

I cannot stand this show not because of the people singing but the so called judges. what the hell does that Nick Grimshaw bring to the table, he is a poor excuse of a radio presenter. Then you have Cheryl What's her name,imagine getting critiqued by her when she cannot sing a note. then you have Rita Ora who has slowly been going through the male population of the UK.

and finally you have Cowell my God what an odious person he is, and if he has anymore botox his face will probably be more toxic than a king cobra.

Quote: alan1967 @ 17th December 2015, 4:40 PM GMT

then you have Rita Ora who has slowly been going through the male population of the UK.

Errr I've never heard anything like that, and even if she was, who cares.

The other points are well made though.

Let's start a campaign to get this Christmas classic back to the #1 slot - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwuCqJtdxpw

Er, no

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 18th December 2015, 2:14 PM GMT

Er, no

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