INT. A MUM IS WITH HER SON WHILST HE OPENS BIRTHDAY PRESENTS. SHE HANDS HIM ONE WHICH HE BEGINS TO UNWRAP.
MUM
Here you go son.
HE TEARS THROUGH THE WRAPPING AND REVEALS A NEW PHONE AND IMMEDIATELY RIPS IT OUT OF THE BOX AND POWERS UP THE MOBILE, PROCEEDING TO TAP AWAY AT IT.
MUM LOOKS AT THE COLLECTION OF CARDS ON DISPLAY.
MUM
Look at all those cards, there must be 30? Somebody is popular I see?
SON
(Whilst still looking at the phone)
I've only got 7 birthday wishes on my Facebook wall, I'm a f**king loser!
THE MUM LOOKS SHOCKED.
MUM
Oh, how embarrassing... Your Nan got more than that.
SON
Muuuuuuummm!!
END.
