Quote: DougWonnacott @ 18th December 2015, 10:46 PM GMTThe king of stand up Richard Pryor:
There are two billion chinese people living in China. That's how you know someone's doing some serious f**king.
Talking about when he was freebasing and accidently set himself on fire:
When that fire hit your ass, it will sober your ass up *quick*! I saw something, I went, "Well, that's a pretty blue. You know what? That looks like *fire*!" Fire is inspirational. They should use it in the Olympics, because I ran the 100 in 4.3.and:
I learned something that day. When you're running down the street with your head on fire, people get out of your way!
Honestly I don't think I would laugh at any of those.
Quote: Nick Nockerty @ 19th December 2015, 9:03 PM GMTI asked God for a bicycle, but I know he doesn't work that way. So I stole a bicycle and asked for his forgiveness. (Emo Philips)
Now that one was funny.
Quote: Jamesey1967 @ 26th November 2015, 7:28 PM GMTRick Mayall (RIP)
"What does a man with a twelve inch penis have for breakfast?
Well today I had a sausages".
That was brilliant.
Quote: Sitcomfan64 @ 27th November 2015, 12:22 AM GMTIsn't it "What does a man with a two foot cock have for breakfast?
This morning he had a boiled egg
That wasn't an improvement. Mayall said "I".