Would I lie to you - the game

Thought I'd start a thread where we can play the game 'Would I Lie To You' (it's a bit like the TV show but in the format of forum)

I'll start.

True or lie?

Within a year of passing my drivers license, I ran over 3 different pedestrians.

This sounds like fun. So you have to explain yourself now, how did you run them over?

I once spilt tea over John Major

1 Truth
2 lie

I once worked with Ewan McGregor and used to fill in his time sheet, because he couldn't understand how to do it.

Strumpet

Awww, true!

yes, mine was a lie