Admit An Obscure Truth About Yourself Page 4

I tell people I like to smoke cigars. It's kind of true, except, I don't smoke them. And when I say cigars I really mean anal beads.

I am a raper.

*update: I mean rapper.

I was once the record holder for Kajagoogoo. My local vinyl shop asked me to leave when I got it out. Spotify didn't want it either , they threatened to play the police if I ask them again. This weighs heavily upon me, the pressure at times is more than I can bear, in that I'm shy, too shy.

I didn't know that ducks could fly until I was at university. We had a lake there and I asked what the birds were in the air immediately above it. A mate said they were ducks. I told him not to be so bloody ridiculous.

I suppose, with hindsight, it shouldn't have been too surprising. My 84 year old father still describes barnyard animals as the baa-lambs and moo-cows although we have tried on umpteen occasions to train him out of it.

I trained to be a wrestler in the early 2000s. Never quite became world-famous though.