Newsjack Series 13 Page 5

Looks like there's a list of "Episode 1 Writers" on the Newsjack home page?

Adam Hess

Adrian Fisk

Andrew Lugton

Andrew Stephenson

Ben Harris

Ben Partridge

Caspian James

Craig Ainsley

Danny Garlick

Dan Page

David Salisbury

Edward Decesare

Emlyn Williams

Garry Abbott

James Wilson-Taylor

Jennifer Blyth

Jeremy Hallett

James Bugg

Joanna Wiggins

Joe Hampson

Josh Cummings

Lee Kyle

Martin Smith

Matt Fishwick

Max Davis

Michael Healy

Mike Yeoman

Owen Seddon

Phil Dean

Richard Woolford

Rob Falconer

Rowan Van De Berg

Ryan Fryer

Sam Mitchell

Sarah Campbell

Timothy Cox

I *think* that list was on there a few days ago as I remember seeing Adam Hess down as a writer for episode 1.

Might just be wishful thinking on my part though!

Seems a bit odd to publish the list before the show has even been edited.

Hopefully - I'm not on it either!

It was a mistake from series 10 - they put the credits from episode 6 (I think) on the main page rather than on that particular episode.

Which is great for me as I've been immortalised on Newsjack for eternity! Or until they fix the main page...

Series 10!

And they say the BBC is overfunded...

I'll be gutted if I don't get a credit on tonght's episode now...

Quote: Judgement Dave @ 9th September 2015, 7:19 PM BST

Ooooooh - you 'did' him!

Was it that juvenile?

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I work with 2-4 year old children so if I think it's juvenile it's pretty damn juvenile!

Will post it tomorrow after they forget to use it.

Right, folks. Here's what I remember from tonight. I thought it was a really strong show, and Tom did excellent impressions, too.

SKETCHES
Zen David Cameron
Space whisky (bloody brilliant)
Black market GCSE papers (ditto)
Couple opposed to gay Strictly contestants
Kanye for president
Obama not using correct email
Jools Holland as James Bond
Ed Miliband tries to join Labour to vote
Jeremy Corbyn dinner party
R4 Extra trailer - Nish is in everything
Queen does a rap
Funkyref.com
Harry Styles's new album, correcting poor grammar (the sub-editor in me loved this and I'm still horrified that I couldn't come up with anything)
Pitbulls

ONE-LINERS
I'm sure there are loads I can't remember:
North Korea show:
Kim Jong-un double -
Harry Styles - shame he didn't stop 1D writing shit songs
Neolithic discovery
ice cream man
matter/anti matter (footballer?)
fish fingers (Viewsjack)
binge drinking (Viewsjack)
Sam Smith Bond song
Scientists invent something to show how old you really are
England cricket team
Naked rambler (Viewsjack)

Well done to anyone who made the recording. As I say, I think it was a really strong show and a good start to the series.

Quote: V Riddoch @ 9th September 2015, 10:13 PM BST

Right, folks. Here's what I remember from tonight. I thought it was a really strong show, and Tom did excellent impressions, too.

R4 Extra trailer - Nish is in everything

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I did a BBC North Korea ad where Kim Jong Un was in everything - so near and yet so so far...

Ooh, here's another sketch:

Font Factor

I did a Queen sketch. Who's the monarch? Who's the monarch? Ones the monarch. Probably not that one though

I did a Stonehenge one-liner, but I'm guessing so did thousands of other people. Don't recognise anything else on there though.

I did a Space Whiskey sketch, but it can't be mine, judging by the "bloody brilliant" statement; and that's not false modesty. Some of the oneliners sound familiar.

Thanks for the report, Viv.

Quote: AndyGilder @ 10th September 2015, 9:32 AM BST

I did a Stonehenge one-liner, but I'm guessing so did thousands of other people. Don't recognise anything else on there though.

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Swindon was involved.

Quote: Nogget @ 10th September 2015, 9:50 AM BST

I did a Space Whiskey sketch, but it can't be mine, judging by the "bloody brilliant" statement; and that's not false modesty. Some of the oneliners sound familiar.

Thanks for the report, Viv.

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Pissed spaceman? Mice and monkeys?

Quote: johnfromsoho @ 10th September 2015, 8:49 AM BST

I did a Queen sketch. Who's the monarch? Who's the monarch? Ones the monarch. Probably not that one though

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'Fraid not. Like it, though.