British Comedy Guide

You Guys Are The Joke. Page 3

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Quote: britishsuck britishtrash @ 6th July 2015, 3:16 AM BST

uk so lame they got beaten in wwii

Cool down, Cletus!

I'm quite good on the Wii actually.

I quite like the idea of 'being' the joke, what higher accolade is there for a comedian/writer?

" u backwards brits"

This from the rapier wit who made a few dozen spelling and grammar mistakes in the space of two paragraphs.

Careful there my colonial friend, the chin strap on your colostomy bag seems to have slipped again.

Don't be too hard on our new friend Rusty here. Maybe his mother spilled her early morning Budweiser on his baseball cards. Or his banjo is out of tune. That would make be bitter too.

An important lesson in what happens when cousins marry.

Especially when they might be your sister or aunt as well.

Am I missing something here. Is the OP American? His location is (supposed to be) Germany, and he got the USA beating England wrong?

Also when I read his posts I cannot help but hear the voice of Erick from house of fools. So I am torn between thinking this is Bob Mortimer f**king with us or this is the return of 'Deep Space'.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo, why did you ban him? Now we'll never find out if he's like that

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or like that

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P.S.: Don't be aroused by the first one, zooo!

Agree GB, was enjoying it.........

Hey Eenis! Put down that prairie dog you'all is a skinnin' for supper and come lookee see at me a speakin' wid dem Britfolk over the pacific pond. Uh huh, dis is fun!

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Eenis? Sounds exactly like...

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 6th July 2015, 1:12 PM BST

Eenis? Sounds exactly like...

Venus?

Duck! Sounds just like...............

Twat sounds like - um - TWAT!

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